Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
It's May, and it's Lanka's month, the goal is to meet a cowboy, and get a ranch. Also, who else is ready for cunt girl summer?

Thursday Apr 17, 2025
Thursday Apr 17, 2025
Whats all the rage about a runners high? This may be the episode that cancels us!

Wednesday Apr 02, 2025

Monday Jan 06, 2025
Monday Jan 06, 2025
Hate to admit it, but mean girls exist at every age. Let's make a resolution to be nice!

Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Heeeeey we're back after a long ass summer break (sorry we didn't warn you).
Join us today for a much needed catch up, reality TV updates and our thoughts on Ben.

Friday Jul 05, 2024
Friday Jul 05, 2024
We're giving you our thoughts on Harry Jowsey, discussing adult friendships and a few other things.
Love ya!

Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Hey Babes!
We're trying to keep up here. Our apologies - join us for a chat about random shit as per usual. We're also discussing some new *trends* that feel a lot like 2005.

Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
Hey babes!
Lanka has some new obsessions so join us for a weekly recap and some other good stuff.

Friday May 17, 2024
Friday May 17, 2024
One of us got catfished, can you guess who? Let's talk about it and also judge some Met Gala fashion.

Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
HI YALL
Sorry for the random break - we're back, life was just life-ing a little too hard. We'll be posting weekly from here on out.
Thank you for all of your wonderfully awful stories about your exes!!!